Author:  pulsar (pulsar03@juno.com)
Title:  limericks for ryu chan
Category:  humor
Warnings:  I wrote it.  Hence, it, as all things I write, is more than
likely to include yaoi of the 1x2x1 variety, crossdressing, Relena
torture, bondage, kinkiness, and rampant insanity, though all these
qualities are not necessarily present.  These pieces only contain the
first, fourth, fifth, and sixth qualities mentioned.
Archive:  Various places, which, for the sake of space, I'll leave out. 
If anyone wants to know where I'm archived, send an e-mail and I'll be
more than happy to reply and let you know.  If anyone wants to put my
stuff on your site, you're welcome to it.
Disclaimer:  GW is not mine.  The suggestions these were based on were
ryu chan's.  The limericks themselves are mine.  (As if anyone else would
claim them...  Yes, people are just _dying_ to be known as the scary
limerick girl...  Though I've never actually been called that, I'm sure
it'll happen eventually...)
Feedback:  I would LOVE some feedback!



Duo looked at the web page.
He soon became shocked and amazed.
All those positions
Looked rather delicious.
"Maybe Heero'd like to get laid..."



Duo giggled with glee
As he poured something in Quatre's tea.
Not thinking, he drank,
Then quickly he shrank.
...One should never drink something called "Chibi."



They traveled out to the far West
To see who could lasso the best.
The contest was won,
Then they had some fun
Having cowboy x tied up "cow" sex.

[Note:  Go here:  http://www.geocities.com/bow_ryu/fanart/cowboyheero.jpg
to see the pic by bow ryu (aka ryu chan) based on an idea I had, which I
then based the above limerick on.  *giggles*  It seems to cycle between
us, ne ryu?  I give you an idea, you draw it and challenge me to write
about it...  Or I write about it and beg you to do a fanart
(http://www.geocities.com/bow_ryu/fanart/duoindrag.jpg)]